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Friday, February 4th, 2005
9:45 pm


Here ye here ye hoo haw!

I, Jared Jones Squared, official POPE of the discordian church, do declair saturday, the 12th of febuary, as Saint Stamos day!

Also, I retroactivly declair that John Stamos is a saint of the church of discordia.

So, starting tommoro, plans for a celebration will be in order!

Happy Marry St. Stamos day!

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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
9:44 pm

A telegram

Dear People of shelton


(Who doesn't like you very much)

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Monday, October 18th, 2004

ALRIGHT! John wants to get Tina to Washington this winter or before! Therefore it is our duty as friends of tina to help in his quest for money for a ticket! therefore I propose a GARAGE SALE!

you all have crap you don't need! so why not put it to good use! know that all of the money is going TO TINA'S TICKET FUND! so if you're a selfish bastard that doesn't want Tina here but only to make a profit stop reading right now! BUT WAIT! there will probably be other ways to make money for it, so keep your mind open.

alright Respond to this if you're interested!

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
2:05 pm

So im here in fourth period having some menstral pain, and by some I mean a whole lot pretty much all day. Not fun. But ill get over it, I always do. The day before yesterday I got myself a cell phone, I pay for it myself and now I feel complete and very grown up with my self paid for cell phone and my job and my car and all my independance. Its really nice, I just hope I dont screw myself over with the bill cause my moms kinda counting on me. Anyways so heres the number:


So everyone add me to your phone books or write the number down or gimme a quick call or whatever. And if I dont have your number yet you should post it (Anthony, Corinne, all you guys) cause I want them in my phone. Talk to ya later!

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Saturday, September 18th, 2004
11:43 am

The show is cancelled. Due to the rain. YArr.

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Monday, September 13th, 2004
4:12 pm - When I see you I really see you upside down.
neonninjagnom NOW HEAR THIS!!
Those of you that came to me with the knowledge that (or just those of you that heard this) Mandy Delany thinks im trying to get her fired should know that im not. So what if I dont like her, I know a whole fucking lot of people that dont like her and no one cares. Yeah its true what I said about her and the ferby thing. But in no way and I trying to get her fired. Why would I do that? Just cause I dont like someone doesnt mean im gonan sabatage them. Im not that kinda girl.


current mood: hyper

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Sunday, September 12th, 2004
3:16 am


For those who don't know...just go there. It's amazing. It's about the Pentagon portion of 9/11. You might find it interesting...

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Thursday, August 26th, 2004
8:01 pm - Null Show Tomorrow

For those of you who can find a way there, Null will be playing in Lacey, at the Ruttledge Corn Maze tomorrow, Friday, August 27th. They're playing for about 2 hours, which is like 1 hour and 15 minutes more than usual, so this is going to rock everyone's socks off. Tell everyone you know to get there! The show starts at 8, and as far as I know it's free.

There will also be a VERY limited number of Null T-SHIRTS available, as in about 2 or 3 of them! These aren't sharpie shirts, they're 100% quality, designed by Martin "The Man" Strand," and produced by Sloan Rock Clothes, Inc. They'll be about 5 dollars apiece. I assure you, whoever gets their hands on these babies are going to be the envy of fans everywhere!

In addition to the shirts, there will also be quite a few copies of Null's 3-song demo, Volume Ø, available. These'll be about 1 dollar apiece. Recorded at Sinister Dexter Studios, it contains studio versions of "Across a Thin Line" and "The Speed Metal Song", as well as a live recording of the D-Chord Metal Jam, also known as "Apollo's Retro-Rocket of Doom and Destruction." You can't beat Null quality for that low of a price!

So, in closing, we need all you Rockaholics out at the Ruttledge Corn Maze tomorrow night to show Lacey that we know how to tear it up! We'll see you there!

oh, and if you need directions, send me a message or call me (427-7403), we'll work it out.

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Friday, August 13th, 2004
4:56 pm - Get the chains, and the pipes...

Man, being the drummer sucks. Not only do you have to haul all that damnedable hardware about by yourself, but you also are the last to know about everything.

Turns out Null plays a show at the Bowling Alley next saturday. You all love bowling and heavy metal right?

OF COURSE! I'll post later with details, so clear your calanders!

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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
10:31 am - Fizz-uck...

[Edit:Hah..I posted this in the wrong thing...so if you get two..I apologize!]

Need something to do Sunday?? Well here's just an idea..

"I am sending this message to all the Oly kids that like good music…

A couple of bands that are friends of ours are on tour. They’re both based in California, and are making their way up here this weekend. They have a show at a new venue in Olympia on Sunday, and the best part is…IT’S FREE! Here are the details:

Before Today (Equal Vision Records/San Diego, CA)

My American Heart (San Diego, CA)

Sunday August 15th
7:00 PM All Ages FREE!
(It’s a new venue on 4th Ave. right by Metro)

So both of these bands rock so much, and we want to show them how cool the kids in Oly are. And you know there is nothing better to do in Olympia on a Sunday. So come check out this show for free and have fun!"

I got that message from my Myspace...SEE WHAT YOU GUS ARE MISSING! FUCK YOUSE ALL!!!

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Monday, August 9th, 2004
2:42 pm


Alright..I made the Shelton group. If you make an account. Join here:


There is also a group for Oly kids if you want to meet people from there. ^__^


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Saturday, August 7th, 2004
3:34 pm


Soo...while I was dinking around on the intar web I cam across this site that networks people so you can make friends in your area or other towns around you. "WHAT AN EXCELLENT IDEA!" I thought. So..out of pure boredom I made a profile thinger, and fancied it up along with my blog (Which is pretty much just an LJ..but LJ's are far more superior!). It's really cool because you can find people every where. I already have a new friend from Oly. She's super sweet! I thought I'd spread the wealth to the rest of ya's because I know how a lot of you hang out over there and figured you could make more pals! EVERYONE LOVES FRIENDS! You can even send bullitens to all your friends and arrange parties or get togethers easier!

Go to www.myspace.com and get going! ^__^

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Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
6:44 pm - EEEEEE!

Hey everyone, I was a darche and messed up the date for the concert because im just the drummer and I dont know anything.

The show is at 2, and it turns out we play second. BUT SHOW UP AT TWO ANYWAYS!! To watch The Last Straw.

current mood: devious

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Monday, August 2nd, 2004
3:40 pm

That's right, Null has made a demo cd entitled "Volume Ø", and it's available to buy for $1. That's right, three amazing songs for just one measly dollar! What songs, you ask? Well here's the track listing:

1. Across A Thin Line - the unstoppable metal masterpiece itself!

2. The Speed Metal Song - What may be the ultimate moshing song, ever! The very song that once inspired Joe O'brien to go crazy!

3. Apollo's Retro-Rocket of Doom and Destruction - Don't be fooled by the goofy name; this epic instrumental track is a testament to Null's ability to harness the powers of rock!

Who would turn down such an offer? Only a fool! Buy now while supplies last - these things won't be around forever, and when Null is world-famous you'll own a piece of their history!

And of course, 'Across A Thin Line' is still online for your listening pleasure! Just right click this link and "Save As.." : Download "Across A Thin Line" here!

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Sunday, July 25th, 2004
4:21 pm

Whoever maintains this community should disable anonymous commenting so shit-talking fools have to show themselves; it's pretty childish.

current mood: annoyed

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Saturday, July 24th, 2004
1:35 pm


I just talked to Donald at Red Apple and he informed me of this, it was pretty last minute.

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10:35 am

Go to the fair today! Null is playing at 2 o'clock. It's 5 dollars to get in to the fair, bu that's it. So go there!

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Sunday, July 4th, 2004
5:10 pm - This just in.

Word has it that Null plays on the 24th at the Mason County Fair from 2:00 to 2:45. Possibility for another show at the fair during the weekend, though unconfirmed. Im just the drummer and I don't know anything.

Watch for guest bassist and drummer!

current mood: tired

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Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
2:57 am

The Null site has been updated and I fixed the pictures section. Check it out at the link below:

All you need is Heavy Metal.

For those of you who don't want to look there for some reason, just know that they will be playing on the main stage at the Mason County Fair at the end of next month.

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Sunday, June 27th, 2004
5:24 pm - If you spin around an Oriental man, Does he become...disoriented?

Im breaking the silence of no one using this forsaken community.

So anyways, be sure to go the mason c0unty fair. Null plays there, and im pretty sure Strangers with Candy is too.

Please...help us scare the old people.

current mood: curious

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